I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.
69% of people find something dirty in everything they read.
I don't know why I'm disappointed when I find out a celebrity crush is married. As if that was our only obstacle to being together.
I got food poisoning today. I don’t know when I’ll use it though.
I wish the "Do not ask me again" option existed in real life.
Novell
Apparently, the average person looks at their phone 150 times a day. Not me. I look at it just once. For about 12 hours
Sometimes it’s just better to buy new Tupperware than to risk opening the leftovers.