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I disagree with Folgers. The best part of waking up is that you didn't die in your sleep.
Just a hunch, but I don't think Obama's gonna be using that "change" platform this time around.
Words With Friends, or as I like to call it, Words With seriously they've got to be cheating.
In hindsight, Carnival cruise lines probably regrets not doing a background check on Captain Morgan.
Kodak Film company files for bankruptcy. More details to comes as the story develops.
With the advent of Twitter and Facebook, we have entered the Too-Much-Information Age.
Thanks for the e-vite. Now I can prepare an excuse for missing your terrible party instead of coming up with one on the spot.
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