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ZYuppi
If a telemarketer calls, give the phone to your 3 year-old and tell them it's Santa.
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Xyuppi
Don't judge a book by its movie.
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ZYuppi
Any man that believes women are "the weaker sex," has never tried to reclaim his half of the blankets on a cold winter's night...
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Florida
You know that stash of fast food napkins in your glove box? It’s about to be their time to shine.
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Kristian Alekov
The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days.
The Buccaneers perfectly captured the spirit of Tampa Bay by their feature player being a middle aged man who spent his career in the northeast and then moved to Florida to retire.
I was playing air drums to Rush in my car and lost a stick out the window. I had to change over to Def Leppard.
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