Wrestling is a sport where people with no pants fight for an over-sized belt
Xyuppi
I want to be a millionaire. Just like my dad! No, he wasn't a millionaire, but he always wanted to be.
Xyuppi
I’m going to write a modern Christmas song called “baby is cold outside” it’s the story of a woman arguing with her husband about the thermostat
You always think you're unique and special until you have to pick a username.
At a recent interview I was asked if I could perform under pressure, I replied the Queen/Bowie version or the Vanilla Ice knock off?
I have a bumper sticker that says 'Honk If You Think I'm Sexy' so I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself!
Xyuppi
If you hear 20 minutes of moaning coming out of my bedroom. It’s just me trying to get up.