I have an irrational fear of speed bumps but, I’m slowly getting over it.
When people with multiple personality disorders are about to die, whose life flashes before their eyes?
Russia has been accused of using Facebook to win an election. That's probably the most productive thing ever done on Facebook.
People are way less judgmental when you say you had an "avocado salad" instead of saying you ate a bowl of guacamole.
User10376
Step 1: Remove food from packaging Step 2: Throw out packaging Step 3: Dig packaging out of trash to locate cook time Repeat steps 2 & 3 as necessary
Xyuppi
I think the only way I'll ever be motivated to go to the gym is if I'm in prison.
If Wonder Woman and Spiderman went into business together would they call it Amazon Web Services?