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Xyuppi
For once I would like to live my "Vida" without the "Loca"
The male version of a tramp stamp should be called a douche tag.
I can't believe I used to think that people my age were adults
I bet nobody drinks the punch at Bill Cosby's New Years party.
#15976
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Xyuppi
Jack The Ripper would be a great name for a fitness trainer.
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Xyuppi
My medic alert bracelet warns first responders that I kiss back during CPR
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Xyuppi
If you say the word "douche" fast and repetitive, it will sound like the beat of a techno song.
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