The lyrics to “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” are basically two people singing the opening scene to an episode of Law & Order: SVU
There was another kidnapping at a local a school today, luckily the kid woke up.
Screw you, regular cars that look like police cars and vice versa.
Squirrels are just rats with cuter outfits.
It's not the torch she carries for me that has me worried, it's the gas can in her other hand.
I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
How the heck are eggs full of cholesterol but chickens aren't?