My blood hound was just attacked by a crip hound.
Hey smartphone owners! That blurred bit just off the edge of the screen is called life.
I'm trying to decide if I should update all my software "Not Now" or "Remind Me Later".
College Football Logic: Your team won: Celebrate with beers! Your team lost: Better drown my sorrows in some beer.
Amigo
The only difference with screwing around and science, is writing it down.
Nice meeting you, but I forgot your name as soon as you said it...
My wife's a porn star. She'll be P.O.ed when she finds out.