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No matter how much you play tennis, you'll never be as good as a wall.
I hope I'm never as visibly frustrated as the people in infomercials "doing it the old fashioned way"
I'm so glad we could finally reconnect after all these years because I'd really like your help on my virtual farm.
I bet if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
I don't need a flashlight to find my way around in the dark. I have shins for that.
Guys! I kept my cell phone on during take-off and it didn't do anyt
How am I supposed to accept that a monkey as curious as George would never figure out the name of the "Man in the Yellow Hat"?
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