Where do baby storks come from?
I bet everyone here would be embarrassed if CSI had to go through your room with a UV light.
I just saw a stripper's baby with a caterpillar tattoo on its lower back.
Go ahead and name your daughter Kirsten. We'll switch the i and r in our minds anyway.
With all the technology today, how is it possible that the "mullets make you look like a total tool" message has not made it to all people?
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
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Blue-tooth: (noun) An exterior device worn on the ear to let crazy people who talk to themselves fool others by making them think they are talking to someone real.