Does anybody else's car get 4 weeks to the gallon?
Sent x-rays instead of pictures.... because it's what's inside that counts.
ZYuppi
Let's all pause for a moment of silence for all of those people stuck in traffic going to the gym to ride a stationary bicycle or walk in place on a treadmill...
Xyuppi
Why isn’t there a shortage of workers trying to sell me auto insurance?
The State of Indiana should open an anonymous sperm bank called ‘Hoosier Daddy.’
Xyuppi
When I'm in a good mood I act like I'm I'm in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood.
Xyuppi
Teens don't know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing the wrong crap for years until the truth destroyed us.