Just got in 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick an ice cube up off the kitchen floor.
It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that have no air conditioning. When it's fixed and finally cool, you leave.
It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly
The phrase "hold your horses" is telling you to be stable
So I ran into an old girlfriend who I dated who's new boyfriend she was with looked exactly like me when I was seeing her. You know, miserable
Xyuppi
A tattoo doesn’t tell you very much about a person, but where they put the tattoo does.
Why do I get the feeling that a lot of adults nowadays who ask kids "What do you want to be when you grow up?" are just trying to come up with some ideas?