The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.
Robert Zunick
My leadership experience is pretty much limited to those three consecutive days in first grade when I was line leader.
dukes69charger
Life lesson: you never have to feel ashamed of anything you buy as long as you buy a birthday card at the same time
Xyuppi
Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 3 second rule has now been increased to 6.
I think I can survive on Mars since they found water for my coffee.