Pinatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you’ll get what you want.
Cris
If you fill a Whoopee cushion with gravy it adds a great new twist to a classic practical joke.
"Describe yourself in three words" "Lazy"
When you say "9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans" all I hear is "There is a bear out there who knows how to use matches".
Novell
I can confirm that crying is an actual step in the process of doing math
Being an adult is basically a "choose your own adventure" book, but every choice sounds terrible.
Who decided to call them conjugal visits instead of guilty pleasures?