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If kids get money for losing teeth, what do I get for all this hair I’m losing?
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Amigo
Ikea: Legos for adults
I know it's just rain but I still don't like hearing my mom say she got 6 inches.
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Amigo
Men are like dogs. We’re excited to see you and have no clue what you’re mad about.
Today France plays Germany... Their defense will try to last 90 minutes and beat their World War 2 record...
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Cris
The best things in life can't be seen or touched. At least, that's what the restraining order says.
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Amigo
If you’re looking to work 2 hours a day, 3 days a week for about $1000 a week please contact me! We can look for it together.
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