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Robert Zunick
A fear of mine is a proctologist with poor depth perception!
I’m a social vegan. I avoid meet.
If Frozen doesn’t win an Oscar for best original song I don’t think I'll be able to... *puts on sunglasses* Let It Go.
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Robert Zunick
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
I want to ki██ you. (options may vary)
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Amigo
I can’t go to sleep if any of my apps need to be updated, but will drive my car with the check engine light until it explodes.
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Cyberbilly
Don't hide your feelings. Hide the evidence.
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