I work for the world's largest nanotechnology company. We're not very good.
I call smoking sections Coughy Shops.
Cris
The last couple of days I've been feeling really empty inside.....these new laxatives are working wonders!
Cris
Had a good workout at the gym today. 50 reps on the bench press. Working my way up to actually putting weights on the bar.
If I'm on IMDB, I'm probably settling an argument.
Amigo
I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey, ‘man, just be yourself.
I don't have ex's I have Y's. "Y the hell did I date you?"