Escalators can never break down, they are only temporarily stairs.
Does running out of money count as exercise?
Schwarzenegger is making yet another Terminator film. I'm not saying he's old, but this time Sarah Connor will be played by Angela Lansbury.
At what age do you stop sniffing your kid's crotch to see if they wet themselves? Because my mom is out of control with that...
Blake Young
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
If you join Audible.com they give you a free audio book. I got Where's Waldo.
I wonder if Bill Nye and his dance partner will have good chemistry.