Oh so now its okay to go to the bank with a mask and gloves.
Ladies, even in social distancing, men exaggerate. They'll claim it's six feet, but it's really only three.
Xyuppi
I’m glad this pandemic didn’t affect me financially. I was already broke.
Kristian Alekov
To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.
I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD. It cuts like a knife
Xyuppi
Humans are 75% water, basically cucumbers with anxiety.
Xyuppi
I love the phrase "bear with me" because it either means "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success"