ZYuppi
I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of planes.
Florida
If you see me jogging, please kill whatever the hell is chasing me.
ZYuppi
Remember, when you sneeze and fart at the same time, it is just your body taking a screenshot.
ZYuppi
Three things I’m thankful for this time of year: Family, Friends and Caller ID to avoid the first two things.
Xyuppi
John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive. Apparently he had chills that were multiplying.
Xyuppi
April’s fool day is cancelled this year as no made up prank could matched the unbelievable stuff happening in the real world right now.
Florida
Today's drink: The Quarantini. It's a regular martini, but you drink it alone in your house.