Xyuppi
I've never heard an alarm going off on a car worth stealing.
Xyuppi
Daylight savings time feels like a tax refund check. You're just getting back something you didn't want taken from you in the first place.
Chocolate is a flavor of milk, and milk is a flavor of chocolate.
If someone found a legit way to make penises bigger, no one would believe them.
Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?
PizzaDr
Uni-Ball pens missed one hell of an endorsement opportunity with Lance Armstrong.
If you boil a clown, do you get laughing stock?