You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a normal pigeon.
If you need a celebrity to tell you to vote, you probably shouldn’t vote.
Novell
There is no such thing as a dirty mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.
I’m still kind of pissed they never told us how to get to Sesame Street.
Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.
Cris
My girlfriend said she's ready to walk down the aisle. So I sent her grocery shopping.
Cyberbilly
I wish the "Do not ask me again" option existed in real life.