At this point journalism school probably boils down to, "Just say what everyone tweeted."
Cris
Turbo Tax might just be the worst video game I've ever played.
Cris
I was going to start jogging today, but then I remembered that I own a car.
I HATE Fishing with Skrillex, He always Drops the Bass.
I wish running felt great during and terrible after instead of the reverse, because I seem to be better about doing things in vodka order.
Dave Asten
Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast!
I'd be a vegetarian if bacon grew on trees.