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#17545
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Now's a good time for Walmart to get all those shopping cart front wheels fixed.
With the way 2020 has been going I couldn't decide last night if I wanted to sit outside to watch the meteorite shower or take cover.
Well, Dwayne Johnson has Covid. Coronavirus really hit Rock Bottom.
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Xyuppi
Farting under the covers it’s not longer a “Dutch oven”. It has become a COVID test. If you can smell or taste it, you’re negative.
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Kristian Alekov
I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.
My laptop crashed and now all my other devices have slowed down so they can see what's happening.
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Florida
In order to drive an electric vehicle, do you need a current license?
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