For a song about the piano man, the harmonica man won't shut up.
Dragons are just wizard dinosaurs.
Turns out Robert Kraft isn't against ALL kneeling.
Fart when people hug you. Makes them feel strong.
Kristian Alekov
Christmas Tip: Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Every time your child acts up, throw one in the fireplace.
Big deal Times Square. I drop the ball at least 3 times a week.
Xyuppi
Life is boring when you don’t have an online order to look forward to .