If Bilbo's parents had any sense of humor they would have named him Tea.
Socks have the highest divorce rate.
I hate when people with weirdly spelled common names get mad when you misspell their name. I didn't misspell it, your parents did.
Cyberbilly
Ever wonder if those dollar bills in your wallet might have once been in a strippers butt? You're wondering now...
I just bought a 30pack of toothbrushes because it was on sale 4 $3.99, This is a sign of old age, WTF am I going 2 do with 30 tooth brushes
Women are like countries: I've been inside 2 of them. One just because I was born there.
Cyberbilly
It has been brought to my attention that the stick figure decals on the back windows of vehicles are NOT pedestrian "kill" scores, but, actually are meant to represent members of your family. I'll be removing mine ASAP to avoid any further confusion.