Novell
Sometimes I’ll catch my reflection in a mirror and I’ll be like, “oh no, that can’t be right.
I think New York has reached the point where it can finally be called York.
My phone just fell down a flight of stairs, but it's ok, it was in my pocket.
I hope manners is the next cool trend.
I watched the deleted scenes from a porno last night. Turns out he ended up fixing the washing machine after all.
It's been an exhausting day of pretending I'm a pleasant person.
Sometimes I just want to go where all the missing socks go.