Asking your stay-at-home wife what exactly she did all day is a fun way to bleed.
Cyberbilly
I'm not saying my dog is lazy, but instead of chasing cars, she just sits in in the front yard and jots down license numbers.
"Keeping Up with the Kardashians" seems like it would be pretty easy. Khloe, in particular, looks very slow.
I want to give up coffee, but I'd hate to do that to my coworkers.
I feel like we should wait to hear Adele's ex-boyfriend's songs before we choose sides.
Tattoos are an expensive and painful way to guarantee that the police can make a positive identification.
Somebody needs to starts a dating site based on Netflix viewing compatibility.