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I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers, as long as they use the part behind me.
I've lost my mind, and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.
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Spooning may lead to forking.
"I just saw the coolest thing on Pinterest!!" - said no man EVER
I never hear from most of my High School classmates unless their email account gets hacked.
I don't feel bad for making jokes about my 2 year old here. If Facebook is still around when I'm old they'll be posting about wiping my butt too!
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Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.
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