Cyberbilly
And in other news, a terrorist attack has blown away two houses - one made of straw and the other made of wood. Police think that it's probably a lone wolf.
Xyuppi
The biggest benefit of getting new clothes for Christmas is that I don't have to do laundry for another week or two.
Just once in my life I'd love to properly make just the perfect amount of spaghetti for myself. Anyways, if you're hungry come on over. And bring like five friends.
Xyuppi
Both teams at the Superbowl were playing like they know whoever wins goes to The White House.
Xyuppi
Just opened my Electric bill and my Water bill at the same time. I was shocked
Xyuppi
‪Sometimes I wonder, what ever happened to those people I gave directions...
My doctor told me today that I was too sweet. Well, her exact words were, "severely diabetic", but I knew what she meant.