Note to self: the wife does not want an 'exercise pole'.
Why are they called territorial disputes and not ground beef?
Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone. And if I do, I’ll tell them not to tell anyone.
I think my credit card looks weird. Could you send me a picture of yours so I can compare?
Amigo
Learn a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that crap and move on.
Amigo
Dang Auto correct! This is why I have crust issues!
Strangers: "Excuse me please." Family: "Hey move!" Best friends: "Get the f*** out of my way!"