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#3361
Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and a crappy party host.
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#3502
Gaining followers on Twitter isn't success. It's just failure with more witnesses.
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#3628
Dave Asten
A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me.
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#3691
It turns out that playing strip solitaire isn't nearly as much fun as playing strip poker. Especially at work...
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#3993
Pandora has taught me that a lot of the music I love is very similar to music I absolutely hate
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#4064
Buddhists party hard 'cause YOL∞.
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#4152
It's not a birthing video. It's bornography.
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