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I'm proud to be part of a generation that was once mesmerized by Lite-Brites but now complains if we can't stream HD video on our phones.
Microsoft sounds like the nickname for my ex boyfriend.
A picture may tell a thousand words, but Photoshop turns those words into lies.
Will you be my "it's complicated" on Facebook?
Never understood why guys would ask for tools. “What do you want for Christmas?” “Chores.”
Nothing livens up a speed dating event like a whoopie cushion.
I remember when movies had plots and video games didn't.
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