It's with a heavy heart that I announce...I have high cholesterol.
Xyuppi
I bet if there were little basketball hoops above every garbage can, littering would greatly decrease.
I met a girl who told me that the she broke up with her last boyfriend as he just didn't work out, which is when knew right away she wasn't the one for me as I hate to work out as well.
Amish girls have no way of knowing if it's a romantic candlelit dinner, or just a regular dinner.
Xyuppi
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't flick your friends out the car window
Why the heck do underwear and socks come in resealable bags but potato chips don’t?
Just discovered that spilling hot coffee in your lap wakes you up a lot faster than drinking it!