Xyuppi
Starbucks isn't really that expensive compared to how much Victoria's Secret charges per cup.
Whether you're a woman or a straight man, taking a bra off is likely to be one of the high points of your day.
Xyuppi
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
I’m supporting our troops today by going commando.
Xyuppi
How do blind people ever know when they're done wiping?
Xyuppi
If pigs could fly, nobody would be eating chicken wings.
Xyuppi
The trouble with living alone is that it's always my turn to do dishes.