Jon
99% of people are stupid. Luckily, I'm part of the other 3%.
I want to get a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I am doing an excellent job driving." Then cut people off so they won't know what to do.
Florida
Am I supposed to bring condoms to a speed dating event? How fast do these things actually go?
Xyuppi
If other employees are taking four fifteen minutes smoke break a day, I should most certainly be allowed a one hour nap time.
Antibiotics could be considered a performance enhancing drug at this year's Olympics.
If you’re having second thoughts, you’re two ahead of most people.
Florida
My friend wants to meet someone the old fashioned way, so I'm considering offering 2 cows and some fine china to a man she doesn't know if he agreed to take care of her.