I just want to find that special somebody to stare at my phone with.
There was random drug testing at work today but I couldn't decide which one I liked best.
Xyuppi
If my week was a YouTube video, Monday would be that crappy ad that doesn't let you skip.
Xyuppi
Thanks to Cyber Monday, I can now go hopelessly in debt from the comfort and convenience of my own home.
Xyuppi
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
Cyberbilly
It's amazing how many pedestrians confuse "right of way" with "immortality".
Xyuppi
Whenever someone says, "that's what she said", I like to reply with, "not to you"