Amigo
Getting old sucks. I use to wake up feeling like a million bucks. Now I feel more like a bounced check.
The site of a woman's cleavage reduces a man's ability to think clearly by 50%...per boob...
Cyberbilly
Shia LaBeouf sounds like something a French person would say after a rotten fart.
You dont really know what you have in your pantry till your broke during the week
There's a difference between having a unique name and a common name that's spelled wrong.
Tetherball is just a big cat toy for people.
Amigo
Success, like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own.