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What do you call a Russian with Tourette's Syndrome? Yukanol Fukov.
Why is Victoria Beckham not in a commercial for 'Old Spice'?
My taste in music ranges from "You NEED to hear this" to "please don't judge me".
You've got to love yourself. But not in public places.
When it comes to Middle Eastern countries, the US is like that girl who dates bad boys because "I can change him."
Painting your entire face and body for an NFL game is an effective way to show team spirit and practice abstinence at the same time
Parking should be more fun considering it's basically real life Tetris.
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