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#3391
Most days I feel like three kids stacked up on each other’s shoulders, covered by a huge coat, trying to pass as one of all these grown-ups.
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#3491
Monday: A terrible way to spend 1/7 of your life.
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#3581
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Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.
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#3621
Why does everyone want me to come out of my comfort zone? I worked really hard to get there.
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#3685
A procrastinator's work is never done...
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#3702
I’d say fair market value for most of my stuff is somewhere between “too cheap to sell on ebay” and “too nice to throw away yet”
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#3709
I've spent my whole life trying to maintain my integrity. That didn't work. How do I sell out?
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