They should stop lying about their ages. Surely they must be Thirtysomething Mutant Ninja Turtles by now.
If my job application was an accurate depiction of me, I'd be one amazing individual.
You say cannibal, I say people person.
Hats off to Jeff Goldblum, Will Smith, and that alcoholic crop duster for saving the world 16 years ago today - thanks guys!
Austin Mulka
Those 'said no one ever' jokes are hilarious! Said no one ever.
I tivo-ed the election. Nobody tell me who won.
Gas prices aren't really that bad when you remember that you're essentially buying badass dinosaurs in liquid form.