ZYuppi
The Bachelor is the show that answers the question "How much wine do you have to drink until the guy making out with twenty different women seems like he'd make a good husband?"
Florida
I really need to buy a new toaster. Mine has only two settings: "is it even on?" and "Viking Funeral".
Xyuppi
Self checkout should include an employee discount.
I totally understand how batteries feel because I’m rarely ever included in things either.
Xyuppi
Starbucks isn't really that expensive compared to how much Victoria's Secret charges per cup.
Xyuppi
I've got the i of the Tger
Xyuppi
Before Coronavirus, I'd cough to cover a fart. Now I fart to cover a cough