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#17079
Florida
Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.
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#17080
You don't actually wash your hands. They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
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#17139
Florida
I just downloaded a pirated copy of The Bohemian Rhapsody movie. The quality sucks...I can only see a little silhouette of a man.
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#17159
Wal-Mart will be closed on Christmas so both cashiers can be with their families
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#17169
My debit card is starting to feel like a gift card. "Not sure how much is on this, but we'll give it a try."
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#17200
Xyuppi
I wish I had as much closet space as people in horror movies.
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#17206
Xyuppi
I don't understand why people associate living in sweatpants with depression I get more depressed when I can't wear sweatpants.
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