To understand paranoid people better, follow them around
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The only difference between McDonald' s and my work is that Mcdonald's has only one clown running the show.
Pringles cans should have a twist mechanism like stick deodorant.
Thank you for calling the hug hotline. Please hold.
I Just used lotion on my hands and now I can’t get out of the bathroom. Send help!
Hello is this HP? I’d like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet and you sent me a printer.
Dating would be a lot easier if the opposite sex had a tail. That way, I could see if it was wagging or not after I did or said something.