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#13467
Apparently somebody in Detroit gets stabbed every 52 seconds…sucks to be that guy.
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#13512
The NAACP: Now with no artificial colors.
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#13555
July 4th Tip: This year, throw veggie burgers on the grill and next year, someone else will host the cookout.
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#13564
I wish I could veto MY bills.
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#13620
The day I see a runner smiling is the day I’ll consider it.
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#14695
I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the beer into the bottom shelf of the fridge.
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#15733
Unless you fell on the treadmill, nobody wants to hear about your workout.
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