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#2922
Cyberbilly
My wife says I know how to push all her buttons, but I have yet to find the Mute button.
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#2934
Cyberbilly
My mother never saw the irony of calling me a "son of a bitch".
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#3132
Go into a store's fitting room. After several minutes yell loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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#298
I live in fear that one day the real "World's Greatest Dad" is going to show up to reclaim his rightful mug.
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#401
Whenever my gums bleeds at the dentist, she always asks me when the last time I flossed was. I look at her puzzled. It was 6 months ago. She was there.
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#2924
I don't believe in beating my children. I send them to school with Justin Beiber t-shirts on and let the other kids do it for me.
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#3117
Zombies hate fast food.
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