I had an ant farm once..... Those guys didn't grow anything...
Here's a love poem, it's called, "Are You Getting Prettier or Am I Just Lowering My Standards?"
Just curious, does the room spin in the opposite direction when you drink too much in South Africa?
Political candidates should be made to wear NASCAR suits so we can tell who their sponsors are.
Sitting at a wake and really wishing I had taken ventriloquism lessons at some point in life.
I leave the subject line blank on my e-mails because I know I can’t stay on topic.
I can never quite get over the irony of people fighting for the parking bay closest to the front door of the gym.