Florida
Did it bother anyone else that the guy from the OPERATION game was clearly awake?
Leprechauns are just Santa's elves who got fired from the workshop for drinking on the job.
Xyuppi
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii? Or just a low ha?
We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they'e not.
Kristian Alekov
Back in my day we had so much toilet paper and eggs that we would throw them at the houses of our enemies.
Dude listened to his wife for 5 seconds for a klondike bar, tough but worth it
You can't win a marathon without wearing Band-Aids on your nipples.