I get so confused when I'm about to watch a TV show or movie and "For Mature Audiences Only" appears on the screen. Can I watch or not?
Novell
I bet you $567.89 you can’t guess how much I owe my bookie.
#thedailyjeff
Why are they called "hemorrhoids?" They should be called "asteroids"?
I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open looking for answers.
Does anybody know if you can hire somebody to just hang out, maybe go bowling or something? I'm asking for a friend.
Cyberbilly
I think that a lot of conflict that happened in the Wild West could've been avoided had architects in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.
Xyuppi
A trail of clothes leading to my bedroom means that I dropped them on the way from the dryer