Novell
We should bury everyone upside down so if they come back as zombies they’ll dig the wrong way.
Novell
Tried to donate blood today, but they had too many questions about where I got it.
Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many women still sleep with their husbands.
My fitness goal is to weigh what I told the DMV I weigh.
7 years ago to this day, I swallowed my gum and broke a mirror, so as you might imagine, this is a pretty big day for me.
At my age, I don't take naps outdoors. People start breaking out the shovels.
I know my job is secure because no one else wants it.